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Straight Outta Ur!
02:18
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Alright alright alright alright
yeah turn up the mic
cus it’s about to get tight
rappin old school
like the religious right
I’m a pharisee, wannabe
a thousan years too early
abraham, modern man
y’all don deserve me
Straight outta Ur
faster than Ben hur
Back in time like it’s 2009
oh never mind
I mean like BC time
Time machine drive, looks like i’ve arrived
Yeah a Long time ago in Arabian Soil
Livin in tents all sweat and toil
Bakin bread all day under the blazin sun
Ya it ain’t for the faint o heart where i come from
Chorus:
Ooh Abraham
You Da Man!
Ooh Abraham
You da man!
Slappin thick beats
like hummus on manna
lyric inspiration from the whole biblical canon
Came through a time warp, don’t know why
Now i’m in the neighborhood, commercial drive
Avoidin hard drugs
caus i don wanna get stoned
Levitical law ain’t a joke it’s a tome
All out of order like a geneaology
More backwards than my family tree
Oooh Abrahammmmm!
(Son of Terah)
Outro:
Straight Outta Ur
Ooh Abraham
You Da Man!
Ooh Abraham
You da man!
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Heavenly Host!
01:58
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(yes) Strangers, danger, people in the desert
Three men, count them, walking through the red dirt
Come in, my tent, let me get some water
Got lots of nice food, up in the larder
(yes) Sarah, heya, girl, hup to
We got some heavenly hostin to do
Take 36 pounds of the choicest flour
Bake some bread in half an hour
Me, I’ll go get a side of beef
Some butter and milk cause they look hungry!
Snackin and feastin under a tree
Man i’m the host of the century!
Holy ghost, heavenly host!
It ain’t no joke, When i’m your host!
Angels, or, the most high God
It was a little unclear and a little bit odd
As we sat there munchin, under a tree
One of them turned and said to me:
“Hey father abraham, where’s yo lady
this time next year she’ll have a baby"
I started laughin, sarah laughed too
And God said "Stop it i’m tellin the truth"
Ooh holy ghost, heavenly host!
It ain’t no joke, when i’m your host!
Snackin and feastin under a tree
Man i’m the host of the century!
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Patriarch
00:54
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Ohhh, Patriarch, Patriarch, I'm like a king!
Abraham, I'm the man, Kiss this ring!
(Hey girl)
Water my camels, Wash my sandals
You'll be safe here under my mantel
Ladies, don't be alarmed I'm a good guy
Sit back, relax and our families will multiply
God of Abraham, Isaac, Jacob
We're all patriarchs, the first old boys club!
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Isaac (So Sick!)
01:21
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So they say fatha abraham
had many sons
but i remember back when i had jus one
Isaac, ooh what a surprise!
Me and sarah like the fourth of july!
(BOOM!)
Fireworks, magic, old folks, rabbits
Trust in God who knows what can happen!
Gettin kinda hot in the desert sun
And before we knew it she gave birth to a son!
(interlude)
Ooh isaac, Ooh Isaac, so sick
One day God said, “Get your son”
I’m takin y’all hikin up a mountain
Gonna be a test gonna see who you trust
Put isaac on an altar and tie him up
Isaac said, “hey come on dad”
your a hundred years old and your brain is bad
What about the promise, that God made?
There’s no turning back from the cold hard blade!
(interlude)
Ooh isaac, so sick
I said "hey come on, I don’t know either
I’m just tryna prove that i’m a believer
If it means that you gotta go up in smoke
Then I guess that’s just the way it goes"
I was just stalling, looking for kindling
But then God said, “haha, just kidding!”
So I WAS gonna sacrifice him, but then i never did
and that’s my experience, takin care of kids!
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Chariots
01:09
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Chariots made of iron
Chariots made of gold
Chariots with sick spinners
Big as a millstone
Chariots with long axles
Chariots with big horses
Chariots that be riding
With the heavenly forces
(Lord of hosts!)
Chariots in the desert
Chariots on the street
Chariots In ma camp
Churning sand up on my feet
(Wilderness!)
Chariots off to battle with the Amalekites,
Amorites, Midianites, all wanna pick a fight
Everyone in the world want to ride in my chariots
Seats so soft like a bed at the Marriott
Even king melchizedek gave me the sign
Ain’t nobody chariots as fine as mine
Even king melchizedek gave me the sign
Nobody's chariots as nice as mine
Everybody wanna ride in my chariot! (x3)
Everybody wanna ride
Even King Melchizedek gave me the sign
Ain't nobody's chariots as fine as mine
Oh my chariots such a sick ride!
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Genealogy
03:39
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Everyone remembers my wife Sarah
But y'all forget my other wife Keturah
She smelled nice like Arabian incense
She wasn’t my sister thus avoiding incest
We had a lotta children, so many sons
But I sent em all away to the East for fun
Life is tough livin' out in tents
So you gotta kick em out if they don pay the rent!
Zimran, Jokshan, Medan, Midian,
Ishbak, and Shuah was the names of some of them
Jokshan begat, Sheba and Dedan
Dedan begat Asshurim, Letshim, Leummim.
Midian's sons were Ephah, Epher, Eldaah.
And all these were the children of Keturah!
All these were the children of Keturah (x3)
And also, Abraham...
Now let’s back it up
Genealogy from the back to the front
It all started when I was a younger guy,
86 years old, still but hip and spry!
Now Hagar was my first baby mama
Me and her kicked off the family drama
Her and Sarah started tradin' burns,
Hagar ran away, but then she returned
And while she was gone, an angel said
“Got some news for you both good and bad
God heard your cry, that desert wail
You’re gonna have a son, gonna name him Ishmael
But he will be a wild ass of a man,
and everybody’s hands will be against him!” (x2)
But now it’s time for the main event
Lemme tell ya bout the children of the covenant
God said one day, “Hey don’t be afraid
gonna bless ya like it’s yo birthday!”
So I chopped up some cattle and fell asleep
Woke up to a real bizarro scene
Smokin' firepot and a torch that’s blazin
Man this vision was so amazin'!
God said “Abe! Here have my blessing
now you just gotta do this one little thing…”
(Selah)
So sharpen my knife and prepare the sitz bath,
How many kids did you say I’d have?
Count up the sand and the stars in the sky
Now everybody’s lining up to get circumcised!
Slice and dice yeah it don’t feel nice (get some ice!)
But covenants come at a high price
Take a few days of recuperation
Now I’m ready for some more procreation!
So y’all know the story about me and Sarah,
Isaac grew up then he met Rebekah
Esau fightin' Jacob like a hairy brute
Gave Jacob his blessing for a bit of stew (Yum!)
Then Jacob married Rachel or he thought he did
Turns out it was Leah but her face was hid (whoops!)
So he married ‘em both, in true patriarch fashion
Soon Zil and Bil gettin in on the action
Jacob, Israel, so many sons
That’s why they call me Father abraham!
Reuben, Gad, Asher, Simeon,
Issachar, Levi, Judah, Zebulun
Naphtali, Dan, Joseph, Benjamin
And Joseph split into Manasseh and Ephraim!
Come on Dina, sing that song!
This genealogy just goes on and on!
(Ooh Abraham! Ooh Abraham! Ooh Abraham! Ooh Abraham! Father Abraham!)
Saul, David, and Solomon were kings
Got beggars and prophets in my offspring
Muslims, Christians, Jews, Hippies
So many kin now sing it with me!
Donald Trump and Barack Obama
J.Trudeau and the Dalai Lama
East to the West, ya I’m da best
More fecund than a spider nest
From deep in the Bronx to the Tenderloin
everybody sprung from Abraham’s loins!
So lift your hands and smack em with me
If ya know Abraham’s yo daddy!
Ooh Abraham!
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Abraham Vancouver, British Columbia
Back in time like it's 2009, oh neva mind i mean like B.C. time. Water my camels, wash my sandals, you'll be safe here under my mantel.
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